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Flynn Daniels

Flynn couldn't help but cringe a little when Gawkrodger introduced-slashed congratulated her and Kelly.  Were people staring at her?  It felt like people were staring at her.  "Darn, I dropped my fork!" She announced way too loudly before sliding off her seat to hide under the table in a super dignified way.  And then the epic food brawl broke out.  Good.  Nobody'd notice if she just stayed down here, then.  She rested her chin on her knees.  It was kinda cozy.  She could totes take a nap.

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Hatty Hambeldon

"I do!" she had only thrown one of her pies. She still had one more. "Wanna split?" 

 

Hatty had swung her legs over away from facing inwards of her table in order to better talk to her friend. 

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Dylan King

Dylan couldnt believe that this was his last year. Also that his best friend was one the head girl. Smirk at Flynn while spotted the girl at Gryffindor table. The boy took some mash potatoes and said " Well that was interesting." he said. 

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Lucius Cronus

He loved this owl. "You're a cool owl, owl," he told it affectionately. "Don't get a tummy ache alright?"

 

Luke wondered if he should do anything about all this stuff going on since he had a badge or whatever, but if the professors didn't care then maybe it was okay. He got a new plate of food - where had Mittie gotten that calamari? - thinking about going over to chill next to that badass suit of armor. 

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Cecily Redwood

While on her rampage of the Gryffindor table Cecily saw @Professor Narsinghani eating popcorn.

 

Cecily sprinted to the edge of the Gryffindor table and tried to leap towards the professor to steal his popcorn. Then everyone covered in sauce and gravy would have popcorn stuck on them as well!

 

Also starting this food fight was making power go to her head.

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Rowan Allard

Rowan had successfully recruited one of the newbies into the fray; perhaps she was going to be a good mentor after all. She tossed tacos like paper airplanes, letting them rain down on the people around her. "We don't do it at the same time every year," She offered, hoping it would be enough of an explanation but not so much as to make Lindy regret joining.

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Seeley Pichardo

Rowan was walking along the table... the food was coming ever closer and Seeley had to protect her hair.  She had to do something.  This plate was only so big.  It was NOT going to keep her safe.  Slowly she slipped down under the table and began to crawl towards the direction of the staff table.  It was safe there... She had seen Althaus playing with his dinosaurs, and Narsinghani had popcorn.    

 

Best of all, James was no where in sight.  

 

They'd let her hide out with them right?  

 

Crawling out from the end of the table, she put her palms on the floor, pushed off with her feet and somersaulted towards the staff table, jumping up to stand right in front of her two favorite substitutes.  

 

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy there... I'm tiny and cute.  And I like dinosaurs.  Can I escape the madness please?"  

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Kelly Ashcroft

They weren't even a day into Gawkrodger's Headmaster reign and chaos had already descended. Perfect. Kelly cast a shield charm around her body to avoid flying food, smiled, and ate her potatoes.

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Desmond Potter

She had another one, that made him smile. "That would be amazing Hatty." He said taking a seat at her table, he has never really been one to always sit at the Hufflepuff table. Since his friends were all in different houses. He wondered if people were still throwing food, he didn't care anymore. He just wanted to eat some of this pie with his Gryffindor friend.

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Jake Morent

There was chaos in the Great Hall! Wasn't somebody gonna do something?? Addison? Kaelyn?? Mrs. Foster??  Food was everywhere!

 

"Obsidio!" Jake cast quickly as spaghetti was tossed in his direction, but it was coming from everywhere, and Jake's dueling reflexes weren't going to be enough. Jake DID notice the owl from before hopping happily on the table lapping up whatever food he could get to, and Jake was happy that HE was happy at least and wouldn't have to go hungry anymore. But Jake had to get out of the way.


Even though he didn't want to, Jake grabbed his plate and slipped under the table. It was the only way. 

 

"Oh...um...hi Flynn," Jake said sheepishly. "You're here too?" 

Edited by Jake Morent

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Grace Foster

"Balls!" Grace squawked. Someone had just hit her in the back of the head with a taco. Of all the things! Now she had sauce in her hair. "Not cool," Grace said, grabbing the closest suitable projectile (scotch eggs) and hurling it back in the direction of the taco. For the first time Grace felt happy she wasn't a prefect.

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Professor Mendelssohn

As chaos descended, Professor Mendelssohn stole the popcorn off Narsinghani before Cecily could take it.

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Marisha Hawke

Slytherin...that had been unexpected. Unfortunately, Marisha didn't really have time to unpack her thoughts on what the Sorting Hat had said, because the headmaster got to his feet and greeted everyone before loads of food appeared on the table.

 

Starving, Marisha tucked in immediately. She couldn't keep up with the conversations around her, so she didn't even try.Though maybe she should've, because a food fight broke out. 

 

Seeing the chaos, she couldn't help but ask the older student that seemed to be impervious to the flying food (aka Kelly), "Does this always happen?"

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Flynn Daniels

"Heya, Jake." Flynn scooched over to give him a little more room. "Yep.  I guess you're not feelin' the food fight, huh?"  She stared longingly at his plate.  "I should've brought something." She sighed, "Think I could risk going for a chicken leg?"

Edited by Flynn Daniels

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Professor Narsinghani

This was the staff area and while Gawk hadn't specifically introduced him as staff (yes, still salty) he was not going to just let students come up in his area and steal his stuff. The girl running towards them was also super messy and this was a new shirt. "Molliare" He muttered through a mouth full of popcorn, creating a cushioning spell around him, Maury, and his snack (and apparently Seeley #whoops). So much for sharing with everyone. "Chill out, relaxation. Stop running." He said,

Edited by Professor Narsinghani

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Professor Foster

"Seriously," Professor Foster interjected, trying to get the attention of one of the senior professors, "is this food fight business actually supposed to be happening?"

 

She was not used to this sort of disorder in her former occupation, which considering her background was saying something.

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Professor Gawkrodger

"They'll get it out of their system and give up in a while," Gawkrodger assured Peggy. "It's easier to just let them get tired and bored."

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Professor Althaus

Kasper chuckled as Sam brought out the popcorn. Perfect. "Not every sorting, but they had one last term. Thank Merlin for magic or this would be awful to clean up," he told the new professor that Gawk had decided was worthy of an introduction. 

 

"Of course, dear," he said, expanding his little magical shield to cover Seeley as well as Sam and Maureen. "Did Jenna ever come back from returning the Hat?" he asked, peeking around the staff table to make sure he hadn't missed her return.

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Professor Mendelssohn

Through a mouthful of popcorn, Maureen grinned at Cecily. Not a friendly grin, a victorious one. The popcorn was hers.

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Cecily Redwood

The popcorn was stolen. Cecily hit the cushioning charm. Her dreams were dashed. Even if it wouldn't hit her, Cecily threw spaghetti at the evil Mendelssohn. Then she swore very loudly and ran back down the Gryffindor table until she found someone who looked annoying enough to take out her anger.

 

Desmond was there.

 

Cecily scooped the hot soup at her feet and dumped it on Desmond's head and pelted him with chicken wings and topped it with a bowl of cottage cheese.

 

And then threw some more spaghetti in the air.

Edited by Cecily Redwood

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Eggbert

It’d taken Eggbert and the other elves a long time to prepare this feast… and now it was everywhere. The little elf had popped in to see if there was anything else the new students desired only to see food flying every which way. “…students… students don’t like food?!” he exclaimed in dismay. Did they need to chance a recipe?! And then a something landed on his ear. It was… what was that? Potato?

 

“…too much milk?!?!”

 

WAS THERE SOMETHING THEY NEEDED TO FIX? OBVIOUSLY THERE WAS SOMETHING THEY NEEDED TO FIX! D:

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Panda

@Jake Morent Congratulations! You have earned 1 Panda Point!

 

Panda paused between plates to look up at the food-giver who seemed to be addressing him. The chubby owl didn't understand many people words, but “hungry” was one of them. “Hungry” was closely related to “food”, which was the best sound a food-giver could make.

 

The owl waddled a little closer to accept the offered eggs with a few hoots of thanks. When he was done he wiped his beak politely on a nearby napkin, then reached out his head and preened the food-giver's robe sleeve happily before moving on.


 

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Rowan Allard

Redwood was stupid, this was now a known fact as she had approached the professor's table like her small second year fists could do anything against their eons of experience. "Hey, Cecily, were you just demonstrating how to look like an idiot?" She shouted towards the girl, launching another taco.

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Chance Carter

Professor Carter got as much as the front of his shoe into the Great Hall before immediately turning around and heading out to find a Nando's.

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Casper Abernathy

Was this how Hogwarts feasts always went? 

 

He grimaced, before holding up an empty plate to block the flying cuisine. However, his makeshift shield wasn't another. The spaghetti hit him, plopping in his hair like it belonged there (it certainly did not). "Watch it!" he snapped, eyes narrowed at the girl tossing food with far too much enthusiasm.

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