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#1141 Winona Edevane

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:26 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name:Winona Edevane
Betting on James Sawyer with 5 of my votes.



#1142 Amos Downing

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:27 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Amos Downing
Betting on Oliver Nece with 2 of my votes.


I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Amos Downing
Betting on Judas Henrion with 2 of my votes.


I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Amos Downing
Betting on Professor Sheffield with 3 of my votes.


I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Amos Downing
Betting on Professor Owens with 3 of my votes.


You better not die people... Hahaha. Just kidding, but pls.. don't die.

#1143 Antigone Grey

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:27 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Antigone Grey
Betting on James Sawyer with 10 of my votes.

I only bet on winners. Don't let me down, James.



#1144 Professor Fjord

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:27 AM

BUT BELLA I, JACOB BLACK, AM A WEREWOLF

YOU KNOW I AM AWESOME.

Edited by Professor Fjord, 02 April 2012 - 05:28 AM.


#1145 Teasel Gardinier

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:27 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Teasel Gardinier
Betting on Oliver Nece with 8 of my votes.
Betting on Professor Sheffield with 1 of my votes.
Betting on Professor Owens with 1 of my votes.


Okay so from what I read, I have ten points right? DID I DO THIS WRONG? D: LOL Professor Sheffy is skilled at like, nothing.

Edited by Teasel Gardinier, 02 April 2012 - 05:28 AM.


#1146 Brandi Hillsborough

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:28 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Brandi Hillsborough
Betting on Marie-Claire with 10 of my votes.

C'MON CLAIRE :wub: DO IT FOR ADY DISTRICT 2!!



#1147 Cordelia Mercer

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:31 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Cordelia Mercer
Betting on Prof Owens with 10 of my votes.



#1148 Rhett Mercer

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:33 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Rhett Mercer
Betting on Prof Sheffield with 5 of my votes.


I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Rhett Mercer
Betting on Oliver Nece with 5 of my votes.



#1149 Professor Grimsby

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:34 AM

BUT BELLA I, JACOB BLACK, AM A WEREWOLF

YOU KNOW I AM AWESOME.


You, unfortunately, get fur all over my clean furniture. SORRY. I PREFER ETERNAL LIFE.


Okay so from what I read, I have ten points right? DID I DO THIS WRONG? D: LOL Professor Sheffy is skilled at like, nothing.


WRONG. HE JUST ACCIDENTALLY PEED ON SENECA'S LAP DURING HIS TRAINING THING.

AND TRIED TO BLAME THE OODS.

#1150 Wyatt Rutter

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:36 AM

I CRY BECAUSE I GET NO SUPPORT. ;___;

#1151 Wigglesworth

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:38 AM

For a change of pace, I sat down with a great fan of the Games, from District Thirteen, Bella Swan Grimmald Grimsby.

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Caesar: Welcome, Grim!
Grimsby: It's BELLA!
Caesar: Of course it is! Offfff course it is. *shifty* You're looking lovely tonight!
Grimsby: Why thank you. I closed my eyes and grabbed the most interesting things in my closet. WHICH IS EVERYTHING.
Caesar: Fabulous!
Grimsby: The hat is Bateman's, though.
Caesar: I love it! Does she know?
Grimsby: No!
Caesar: HAHA!

*audience laughs*

Caesar: Let's get down to business, I asked you here to get your opinion on some of the current Tributes.
Grimsby: Can I have a donut?
Caesar: Not right now, Grim.
Grimsby: *glare*
Caesar: I mean... Bella
Grimsby: *steals donut*

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DISTRICT ONE
Wesley Mercer and Silvia Banagher

Grimsby's Thoughts: THEY ARE ALL EVIL!

DISTRICT TWO:
Wyatt Rutter and Marie-Claire Abienne

Grimsby's Thoughts: I've heard of this Marie Claire person. So I pick her. SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS SOME HIDDEN TALENT OF HIDING. Wyatt might outlast district ... that other one, though.

DISTRICT THREE
David Roiben

Grimsby's Thoughts: He's no Sheffield. Wait... he's not, is he? IF HE IS, I CHANGE MY VOTE! IT WAS THE OODS!

DISTRICT ELEVEN
Oliver Nece and Judas Henrion

Grimsby's Thoughts: I hope they don't FIND and early death!

DISTRICT TWELVE:
Riley Nevin and James Sawyer

Grimsby's Thoughts: THEY ARE SO SMALL! At least they won't get eaten first, that fat kid from Disrtict One will.

DISRTICT THIRTEEN
Oscar Sheffield and Crazy Owens

Grimsby's Thoughts: I hope Owens doesn't stab a little girl! That looks bad for us Professors. I mean, Citizens of District 13. SHEFFIELD FOR VICTORY! *swoons*

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Caesar: Excellent! Thank you, Grim-- I mean Bella!
Grimsby: Caesar, I must know... are any of the Tributes *lowers voice ominously* zombiesssss?
Caesar: Not yet! *big laughs*

*audience laughs*

Grimsby: *blinks*
Caesar: No, there are no zombies.
Grimsby: TOO BAD!
Caesar: Indeed!
Grimsby: I AM TAKING THE REST OF THESE DONUTS! *runs off with tray*

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And there you have it! See you next time, and as always, may the odds be EVER in your favor! Good night!



#1152 Robert Daniel Corvin

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:54 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Bobby Corvin
Betting on CLAIRE BEAR! with 10 of my votes.



#1153 Kate Davies

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:57 AM

I AM PLACING THE ONLY BET WORTHWHILE
Name: Kate Davies
Betting on OLIVER NECE with TEN of my votes.

*huffs* Totally a boy.



#1154 Professor Trelawney

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:04 AM

I AM PLACING A BET
Name: Professor Trelawney
Betting on Owens with ten of my votes.


I believe in your yarn net!
*hiccups*

#1155 Wigglesworth

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:12 AM

WE INTERRUPT YOUR BETTING FOR A SPECIAL REPORT!


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Caesar: Leukothea Owens, of District Thirteen is so desperate for a spot on my (Caesar Flickerman's) show, that she's been caught running around topless in an attempt to get my attention. Not to worry, the Peacekeepers have her well in hand, and I have been blindfolded for the past several hours just as a precaution. Thanks for the sheet, Grimsby!
Grimsby: IT'S BELLA!
Caesar: Right.
Grimsby: *throws donuts*


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Owens: *from somewhere off-screen* I JUST WANT TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHY DO YOU HATE BEAUTY?


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#1156 Swott

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:44 AM

"From the bottom of our fascist, oligarchical, dictatorial, blood-thirsty hearts, all citizens of The Capitol thank the citizens of all the districts for their involvement in picking tributes and showing their favorites. We've seen some heart and soul, some beheadings and weird science, and we've seen Professor Owens topless. It's been a wild ride! Some of this stuff we hope to never remember!

"We would like to announce our winner. It was clear from the start who The People's Champion would be this year, who could defeat fellow tributes with a single glance.

"Please join me in honoring (drumroll please)...

Seneca Crane's Beard!
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"Congratulations to our highest vote winners, Marie-Claire Abienne, James Sawyer, Professors Owens and Sheffield, and Silvia Banagher. Special mention goes to Oliver Nece who quickly won the hearts of many fans through shrewed use of manly flexing and shirtless endeavors.

"If all remaining tributes will exit to stage left, awaiting Peacekeepers will take you to your special tributes' village that is conveniently located in a graveyard. Unfortunately, you all know too much. It was nice knowing you and plotting your deaths!"


And from all of us mods here on VH....
APRIL FOOL'S.

Effie out!

#1157 Monika Vasava

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:16 AM

I just want to thank the mods for putting on this wonderful show for us all. It was hysterical and you are all amazing for doing this. You guys always put so much thought into your April Fools jokes and I must say that I enjoy them every year. So thank you all. :wub: :wub:

#1158 Tomas Nevin

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:17 AM

^ Ditto. Ilu mods. :wub:

#1159 Daniella Forster

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:24 AM

I agree with Tom who agreed with Monika

#1160 Professor Owens

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:29 AM

I, in my shirtless parading fashion, also thank you. <33333




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