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May the odds be ever in your favor

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For a change of pace, I sat down with a great fan of the Games, from District Thirteen, Bella Swan Grimmald Grimsby.

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Caesar: Welcome, Grim!

Grimsby: It's BELLA!

Caesar: Of course it is! Offfff course it is. *shifty* You're looking lovely tonight!

Grimsby: Why thank you. I closed my eyes and grabbed the most interesting things in my closet. WHICH IS EVERYTHING.

Caesar: Fabulous!

Grimsby: The hat is Bateman's, though.

Caesar: I love it! Does she know?

Grimsby: No!

Caesar: HAHA!

*audience laughs*

Caesar: Let's get down to business, I asked you here to get your opinion on some of the current Tributes.

Grimsby: Can I have a donut?

Caesar: Not right now, Grim.

Grimsby: *glare*

Caesar: I mean... Bella

Grimsby: *steals donut*

 

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DISTRICT ONE

Wesley Mercer and Silvia Banagher

Grimsby's Thoughts: THEY ARE ALL EVIL!

DISTRICT TWO:

Wyatt Rutter and Marie-Claire Abienne

Grimsby's Thoughts: I've heard of this Marie Claire person. So I pick her. SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE HAS SOME HIDDEN TALENT OF HIDING. Wyatt might outlast district ... that other one, though.

DISTRICT THREE

David Roiben

Grimsby's Thoughts: He's no Sheffield. Wait... he's not, is he? IF HE IS, I CHANGE MY VOTE! IT WAS THE OODS!

DISTRICT ELEVEN

Oliver Nece and Judas Henrion

Grimsby's Thoughts: I hope they don't FIND and early death!

DISTRICT TWELVE:

Riley Nevin and James Sawyer

Grimsby's Thoughts: THEY ARE SO SMALL! At least they won't get eaten first, that fat kid from Disrtict One will.

DISRTICT THIRTEEN

Oscar Sheffield and Crazy Owens

Grimsby's Thoughts: I hope Owens doesn't stab a little girl! That looks bad for us Professors. I mean, Citizens of District 13. SHEFFIELD FOR VICTORY! *swoons*

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Caesar: Excellent! Thank you, Grim-- I mean Bella!

Grimsby: Caesar, I must know... are any of the Tributes *lowers voice ominously* zombiesssss?

Caesar: Not yet! *big laughs*

*audience laughs*

Grimsby: *blinks*

Caesar: No, there are no zombies.

Grimsby: TOO BAD!

Caesar: Indeed!

Grimsby: I AM TAKING THE REST OF THESE DONUTS! *runs off with tray*

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And there you have it! See you next time, and as always, may the odds be EVER in your favor! Good night!

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Bobby Corvin

Betting on CLAIRE BEAR! with 10 of my votes.

 

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I AM PLACING THE ONLY BET WORTHWHILE

Name: Kate Davies

Betting on OLIVER NECE with TEN of my votes.

 

*huffs* Totally a boy.

 

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Professor Trelawney

Betting on Owens with ten of my votes.

 

I believe in your yarn net!

*hiccups*

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WE INTERRUPT YOUR BETTING FOR A SPECIAL REPORT!

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Caesar: Leukothea Owens, of District Thirteen is so desperate for a spot on my (Caesar Flickerman's) show, that she's been caught running around topless in an attempt to get my attention. Not to worry, the Peacekeepers have her well in hand, and I have been blindfolded for the past several hours just as a precaution. Thanks for the sheet, Grimsby!

Grimsby: IT'S BELLA!

Caesar: Right.

Grimsby: *throws donuts*

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Owens: *from somewhere off-screen* I JUST WANT TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHY DO YOU HATE BEAUTY?

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"From the bottom of our fascist, oligarchical, dictatorial, blood-thirsty hearts, all citizens of The Capitol thank the citizens of all the districts for their involvement in picking tributes and showing their favorites. We've seen some heart and soul, some beheadings and weird science, and we've seen Professor Owens topless. It's been a wild ride! Some of this stuff we hope to never remember!

 

"We would like to announce our winner. It was clear from the start who The People's Champion would be this year, who could defeat fellow tributes with a single glance.

 

"Please join me in honoring (drumroll please)...

Seneca Crane's Beard!

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"Congratulations to our highest vote winners, Marie-Claire Abienne, James Sawyer, Professors Owens and Sheffield, and Silvia Banagher. Special mention goes to Oliver Nece who quickly won the hearts of many fans through shrewed use of manly flexing and shirtless endeavors.

 

"If all remaining tributes will exit to stage left, awaiting Peacekeepers will take you to your special tributes' village that is conveniently located in a graveyard. Unfortunately, you all know too much. It was nice knowing you and plotting your deaths!"

 

And from all of us mods here on VH....

APRIL FOOL'S.

 

Effie out!

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I just want to thank the mods for putting on this wonderful show for us all. It was hysterical and you are all amazing for doing this. You guys always put so much thought into your April Fools jokes and I must say that I enjoy them every year. So thank you all. :wub: :wub:

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I agree with Tom who agreed with Monika

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WOW! That truly was the BESTESTESTESTESTEST April fools I have ever seen. Congrats.

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Grimsby's Thoughts: I hope they don't FIND and early death!

Best part.

 

Bloody oods >>

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This was the BEST. Thank you Mods, ILU :wub:

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MAY THE MODS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR :wub:

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This was so awesome and hugely entertaining! We have the best mods <333

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I, in my shirtless parading fashion, also thank you. <33333

I definitely saw this and, in true 6am fashion, was very confused on how I had managed to post in my sleep. But I guess I'm just not the only shirtless wonder :c

 

Anyway, this was a ton of fun and I'm really glad I got to be a part of it :wub:

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That was awesome, thank you so much Mods. :)

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Thank you so much, Mods! I was really fooled. * hangs head in newbie shame*

 

And Sheffy, do you mean oods like the doctor who, brain-in-hand, tentacle mouthed oods? Because if you have oods in your favor then they are less likely to revel but they will be human-fabricated oods with no free thought but if they rebel then they will be able to have their own life!

 

The similarities to the Hunger Games are creepy.

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This was so brilliant, you Mods are the most supermegaawesomefoxyhot Mods that there ever was anywhere ever. Although I was not fooled, I was creeped out to be picked / be the last District 12 to post :3

 

I LOVE YOU MODS :wub:

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First April Fools Day on VH and I LOVED it :wub: Yous guys are the BEST ^_^. ILY ALL <333333

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iluuu mods :wub: this was great!
Edited by Aaron McMasters

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This was my first April Fool's on VH (seeing as I somehow managed to miss one. derp) and I can honestly say it was fantastic. Thank you so much, mods! iluuuu :wub:

 

And an extra thank you for getting me even more pumped up to see the movie with my friends tomorrow

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You guys RAWK!! :wub:

Although I was not fooled for a second I had to admit that it was a brilliant prank and a highly entertaining one as well! :D

I had a blast, GO TEAM MODS!! <3


Edited by Alice Freerun

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This really was the best. Thank you mods for doing everything for this. Highly entertaining. We love youuuuuuuuu! <3

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That was a brilliant April Fools. You guys are awesome :wub: <3333

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