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Greetings, Citizens! I have the great pleasure to introduce you to Wesley Mercer from District One, and the Stylist for District One, Piddeon Gike!

Caesar: Welcome, welcome!

Wesley: *sparkles*

Piddeon: Thank you, Caesar. A pleasure, as always! *kissy face*

Caesar: *kissy face*

Wesley: *sparkles some more*

Caesar: Piddy, tell me, why did you decide to dress Wesley in diamonds?

Piddeon: Well, isn't it obvious?

Wesley: IT MAKES ME SPARKLE! *sparkles*

Caesar: *eyes* Yes, you do sparkle, don't you?

Wesley: *sparkles*

President Snow: VAMPIRE!!

*audience gasps*

Caesar: President Snow, please! We're live!

President Snow: VAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!

Caesar: *ignores*

Piddeon: Yes, it does make him sparkle. It also makes him memorable.

Wesley: Anna and Lilia don't need me to sparkle to remember me. *brows*

Caesar: Oh? And who are they?

Wesley: Groupies.

Piddeon: Yes, all the ladies love Wesley. *beams*

*audience swoons*

Caeser: So, Piddy. You've gotten to know Wesley pretty well these past few days. What do YOU think his chances are?

Piddeon: He'll certainly do better than that Oscar Sheffield.

Wesley: Yeah! He's old!

Piddeon: And you're fat!

Caesar: *gasps*

*audience gasps*

Piddeon: Rats, I said that out loud, didn't I?

Wesley: I AM NOT FAT! I HAVE BIG BONES!

Piddeon: *muttering* If those are bones, I feel sorry for whoever gave birth to you.

Caesar: FASCINATING! Ladies and Gentlemen, a brief glimpse behind the curtain at the relationship between Tribute and Stylist!

Wesley: I HAVE GROUPIES!

Piddeon: AND EXTRA CHINS!

Caesar: *laughs maniacally*

Wesley: I'm sparkling! AND I HAVE GOLDEN HAIR!

Piddeon: *remembering he's on TV* Yes! Golden Hair! Real liquid gold! When he wins, we'll be auctioning off this piece to support the "Grow Snow Some Hair" fund!

President Snow: VAMPIRE!

Caesar: Shut it, Snow! *glare*

President Snow: *glares back*

Piddeon: SPARKLE FOR THE CROWD, WESLEY!

Wesley: *sparkles*

Caesar: Marvelous!

*audience cheers*

Caesar: Any last words, Wesley?

Wesley: I'm doing this for JACE and ATWELL and ALL MY HOMIES BACK IN D-ONE!

Piddeon: I'd like to wish the other Stylists good luck, because they'll need it. Diamonds.

Caesar: Diamonds.

Wesley: *sparkles*

Caesar: Thank you both for coming, and as always, MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Piddeon: And yours as well, Caesar!

 

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VAMPIREEEEEEE!

 

But, um, seriously. If we're turning this into a Twilight/Hunger Games/Harry Potter cross genre RPG then I'm resigning again.

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name:Joseph Parkhurst

Betting on Silvia Banagher with 5 of my votes.

 

 

edit = closing tags


Edited by Joseph Parkhurst

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I, BELLA SWAN, MAY BE BLINDED BY LOVE.

 

Or diamonds.

 

YOU MUST NEVER LEAVE ME, SPARKLING TRIBUTE. I AM LIABLE TO GO CLIFF DIVING.

 

Note: This is not mahogany.

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Bobbie Welch

Betting on David Roiben with 10 of my votes.

 


Edited by Bobbie Welch

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Mr Guiterman

Betting on Professor Owens with 5 of my votes.

 

 

She's just prettier than you Sheffield!

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Casimir Kaiser

Betting on Prof Sheffield with 5 of my votes.

 

 

ADY! I better have gotten your candy collection in you will QQ

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I, JACOB BLACK, AM A WEREWOLF

 

OH LOOK A FULL MOON

 

*Shapeshifts* HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BELLA.

 

This is not mahogany either.

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name:Tecinus Cephias

Betting on Melissa Tavella with Five of my votes. GO GET THEM MELISSA! GOGOGET THEM!

 

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Tecinus, Melissa died a few pages ago, and David Roiben (dat's me!) Replaced her. So...

 

Also, to the mods :I want to be interviewed!

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name:Hester Q. Sebastian

Betting on Silvia Banagher with 5 of my votes.

 

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Jace St. Claire

Betting on WESLEY MERCER with FIVE of my votes.

 

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The Hunger Games Gamemakers have finished evaluating all the tributes, and I am now pleased to be able to report the training scores of all eleven tributes!

 

Wesley Mercer: 5

Silvia Banagher: 4

Wyatt Rutter: 3

Marie-Claire Abienne: 10

David Roiben: 3

Oliver Nece: 8

Judas Henrion: 6

Riley Nevin: 7

James Sawyer: 11

Professor Owens: 9

Professor Sheffield: 2

Please place your final bets, the books will close soon!

 

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[list][font="arial"][b]Name:[/b]
Betting on [b]Name[/b] with [b]Number[/b] of my votes. [/font][/list]

*The training scores were achieved using a random number generator and thusly are entirely impartial.

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I, JACOB BLACK, AM A WEREWOLF

 

OH LOOK A FULL MOON

 

*Shapeshifts* HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BELLA.

 

This is not mahogany either.

Mmmm, werew- OH WAIT I GAVE UP WEREWOLVES FOR SHEFFIELDS. SORRY.

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Odette shaw

 

Betting on Professor Owens with 2 of my votes.

Betting on Oliver Nece with 5 of my votes.

Betting on Professor Sheffield with 3 of my votes.

 

I really have no idea what is going on here. *cough*

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name:Winona Edevane

Betting on James Sawyer with 5 of my votes.

 

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Amos Downing

Betting on Oliver Nece with 2 of my votes.

 

I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Amos Downing

Betting on Judas Henrion with 2 of my votes.

 

I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Amos Downing

Betting on Professor Sheffield with 3 of my votes.

 

I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Amos Downing

Betting on Professor Owens with 3 of my votes.

 

You better not die people... Hahaha. Just kidding, but pls.. don't die.

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Antigone Grey

Betting on James Sawyer with 10 of my votes.

 

I only bet on winners. Don't let me down, James.

 

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BUT BELLA I, JACOB BLACK, AM A WEREWOLF

 

YOU KNOW I AM AWESOME.


Edited by Professor Fjord

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Teasel Gardinier

Betting on Oliver Nece with 8 of my votes.

Betting on Professor Sheffield with 1 of my votes.

Betting on Professor Owens with 1 of my votes.

 

Okay so from what I read, I have ten points right? DID I DO THIS WRONG? D: LOL Professor Sheffy is skilled at like, nothing.


Edited by Teasel Gardinier

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Brandi Hillsborough

Betting on Marie-Claire with 10 of my votes.

 

C'MON CLAIRE :wub: DO IT FOR ADY DISTRICT 2!!

 

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Cordelia Mercer

Betting on Prof Owens with 10 of my votes.

 

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I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Rhett Mercer

Betting on Prof Sheffield with 5 of my votes.

 

I AM PLACING A BET

Name: Rhett Mercer

Betting on Oliver Nece with 5 of my votes.

 

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BUT BELLA I, JACOB BLACK, AM A WEREWOLF

 

YOU KNOW I AM AWESOME.

You, unfortunately, get fur all over my clean furniture. SORRY. I PREFER ETERNAL LIFE.

 

 

Okay so from what I read, I have ten points right? DID I DO THIS WRONG? D: LOL Professor Sheffy is skilled at like, nothing.

WRONG. HE JUST ACCIDENTALLY PEED ON SENECA'S LAP DURING HIS TRAINING THING.

 

AND TRIED TO BLAME THE OODS.

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