Gary rustled the pages of the Daily Prophet, pausing from his reading only to take a dainty sip of his mug of earl grey tea. He was an impressively cultured fellow, other than the fact that his tea was nearly white with cream and sugar and the paper was from a week and a half ago.
One story caught his attention in particular, concerning The Giant Squid's inability to find love. Gary sympathized, other than the fact that he had already found love, so really it was more like he empathized if we're going to go into logistics.
"Maybe the other..." the Gryffindor squinted at the difficult to pronounce Japanese name. "...uh, thing didn't like it when the giant squid was kraken all those jokes on their first date."
Edited by Gary Youdle, 11 January 2017 - 01:56 AM.