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[Freddie Darling]

"You look like a homeless man who kidnapped a baby," Freddie said, staring disapprovingly after her oldest brother as he led her across the wealthier part of London. He had his 10 month son, Jamie, held tight in his arms, the other trying to hold onto Freddie's hand and failing.

"Thanks, Freds, can always count on you for a self-esteem booster when I'm chasing the mother of my child through the streets of London," he said, looking back briefly to make sure Freddie was still behind him.

"I'm just saying, she left you! You should stop stalking her," Freddie said unapolgetically, hurrying to keep up with Bradley's significantly larger frame when a hobo winked at her.

"Nice one," Bradley said, distractedly before he made a sound of triumph and followed a familiar brunette into a hotel.

Freddie looked around warily before making a noise of frustration and following after her stupid brother. By the time she had entered the lobby (surprisingy without being stopped by anyone) Bradley and Kayla were shouting at each other. Bradley turned around, caught sight of Freddie and with a breathe of belief gave Jamie to her.

"Wait, what? No no no, come back, Bradley, COME BACK, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE - " Freddie looked down in panic at the baby who gurgled evilly.

Jamie hated her and Freddie hated Jamie. It was most definitely possible to hate your nephew. She was holding the baby awkwardly, trying not to think about dropping her like she did when Jamie was five months old. She turned around, stumbling and treading on someone's foot.

"I will kill you, Bradley Darling, as soon as I find the nearest body of water to dump your fat arsing arse, " she muttered under her breathe before whipping her hair out of her face to observe who she trodded on. Maybe it was a policeman and Freddie could report Jamie as a missing child. Hopefully?